I Have Trump’s Resignation Speech Ready to Go

In case it’s not obvious, President Trump needs to resign. In order to make it easier, I have taken the liberty of composing his resignation address for him, delivering exactly the message I think he would like to have conveyed to the country as he steps down.

Mister President, I offer this text to you, and I invite you to deliver it as soon as possible.

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Odd duck. Opinions do not reflect those of my employers, nor likely anyone else.

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